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Venom
DestinationMu-Player
Joined: 07 Feb 2009
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Location: tg-jiu
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Cum se joaca jocul:Trebuie sa raspunzi la intrebarea din fata apoi pui si tu o intrebare si tot asa.....
Ce-ar fi daca nu am avea MU???( )
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andutu
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Joined: 29 Sep 2007
Posts: 636
Location: Constanta
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| Posted: 11/02/2009 14:23 Post subject: |
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 ar fi trist:)) 
ce ar fi daca ar face profesorii greva?  |
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Venom
DestinationMu-Player
Joined: 07 Feb 2009
Posts: 46
Location: tg-jiu
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| Posted: 11/02/2009 19:17 Post subject: |
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Fericire 
ce-ar fi daca ai fi presedinte
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KeNz0
DestinationMu-Player
Joined: 21 Feb 2009
Posts: 22
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chiar nu mi-as dori..
ce ar fi dak s-ar da rr db ?  ) |
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andutu
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Joined: 29 Sep 2007
Posts: 636
Location: Constanta
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| Posted: 22/02/2009 11:32 Post subject: |
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pai nu se va da... 
ce-ar fi daca ai avea compania apple? |
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Cursed
DestinationMu-Player
Joined: 22 Feb 2009
Posts: 43
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| Posted: 22/02/2009 18:51 Post subject: |
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Cred ca as vindeo(nu am aptitudini de antreprenor ))
Ce ar fi daca am decapita toti manelarii(exact sunt anti-manele) |
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andutu
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Joined: 29 Sep 2007
Posts: 636
Location: Constanta
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| Posted: 22/02/2009 18:55 Post subject: |
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o sa se desteapsca romania cu 98%
ce ar fi daca ai merge cu prieten cu 100km/h pe o strada din Constanta |
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Cursed
DestinationMu-Player
Joined: 22 Feb 2009
Posts: 43
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| Posted: 22/02/2009 19:15 Post subject: |
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100 nu e de ajuns...macar 105km/h
(noi cunoastem )
Ce ar fi daca ti s-ar baga in trafic,o blonda cu o dacia la 200 metri in fata? |
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andutu
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Posts: 636
Location: Constanta
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| Posted: 22/02/2009 19:19 Post subject: |
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depinde ca sunt si blonde urate.. si frumoase dar luam bucată cu blonda frumoasa.. pai m-as apropia la 1metru de ea si i-as propune o intrecere.. dak pierd ii fak un s*x oral dak castig imi face ea mie
ce ar fi daca nu ai mai avea erectie? |
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Cursed
DestinationMu-Player
Joined: 22 Feb 2009
Posts: 43
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| Posted: 22/02/2009 19:22 Post subject: |
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Errr....Viagra?
Ce ar fi daca s-ar da sorta la tine(presupunand ca ai avea una) |
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andutu
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Joined: 29 Sep 2007
Posts: 636
Location: Constanta
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| Posted: 22/02/2009 19:25 Post subject: |
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pai dak ar fi mai mare as ..  dak ar fi mai mika ias zice lu mama ce prostii face ea
ce ar fi dak ar murii vecinul tau? |
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Cursed
DestinationMu-Player
Joined: 22 Feb 2009
Posts: 43
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| Posted: 22/02/2009 19:28 Post subject: |
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Depinde care...cred ca l-as vizita la cimitir...i-as duce si cate o bere in zilele calde
Ce ar fi daca Baselu te-ar considera omu lui de incredere? |
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andutu
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| Posted: 22/02/2009 19:32 Post subject: |
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dak tot are incredere las ciordii pan las lasa falit
cear fi daca ai devenii ultimul jeg de pe planeta?=)) |
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Cursed
DestinationMu-Player
Joined: 22 Feb 2009
Posts: 43
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| Posted: 22/02/2009 19:33 Post subject: |
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Cred ca...m-as spala
Ce-ar fi daca te-ai insura cu o tiganca? |
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andutu
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Posts: 636
Location: Constanta
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| Posted: 22/02/2009 19:36 Post subject: |
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ias da fara prez***** ca nu se supara tzigancile dak le faci multi purandei
ce ai face daca ai avea cheile de la siful unei banci super securizate |
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Venom
DestinationMu-Player
Joined: 07 Feb 2009
Posts: 46
Location: tg-jiu
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| Posted: 22/02/2009 19:37 Post subject: |
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M-as pleca in caraibe
Ce-ar fi daca ai fi un pom?
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Cursed
DestinationMu-Player
Joined: 22 Feb 2009
Posts: 43
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| Posted: 22/02/2009 19:38 Post subject: |
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As...sta!?
Ce ar fi daca...s-ar inchide Destination Mu? |
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KeNz0
DestinationMu-Player
Joined: 21 Feb 2009
Posts: 22
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| Posted: 22/02/2009 21:48 Post subject: |
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m-as lasa de mu ^^
a mai fost o perioada oprit nu?:D.. park asa tin minte )
Ce ar fi dak ai avea admin p server |
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andutu
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Posts: 636
Location: Constanta
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| Posted: 22/02/2009 22:14 Post subject: |
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as sarii in sus de bucurie
ce ai face dak ai lua banip? |
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KeNz0
DestinationMu-Player
Joined: 21 Feb 2009
Posts: 22
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| Posted: 22/02/2009 22:39 Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | as sarii in sus de bucurie |
nu era pt tine:)) tu esti satul
no ban plss :(( ca morr:))
Ce-ar fi dak adminu/adminii ar face event in fiecare zi:D |
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Cursed
DestinationMu-Player
Joined: 22 Feb 2009
Posts: 43
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| Posted: 22/02/2009 22:53 Post subject: |
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Ar da serveru faliment
Ce ar fi daca nu s-armai face donatii? |
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andutu
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Joined: 29 Sep 2007
Posts: 636
Location: Constanta
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| Posted: 23/02/2009 14:38 Post subject: |
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as muncii sa platesc factura la curent
ce ar fi daca ai gasii o bunaciune in patul tau ma*turb*ndu-se
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in legatura cu eventu... deci v-am mai spos suntem in criza trebuie sa facem economie de BOK |
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Cursed
DestinationMu-Player
Joined: 22 Feb 2009
Posts: 43
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| Posted: 26/02/2009 09:03 Post subject: |
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As "masturba-o" yo cu "membru" meu .
Ce ar fi daca ai fi spitalizat din cauza unei muscaturi de hamster? |
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andutu
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Posts: 636
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| Posted: 16/04/2009 21:56 Post subject: |
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cred ca as face friptura de hamster
ceari fi daca ai pica incontinuu examenul pt carnetul de conducere cu 21 puncte..
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